After dragging themselves through the desert for days, a man and a chicken are both starving.
“We need to find something fast or we’re both going to die,” the chicken barely squawks.
“Why are you complaining? I’d eat you, but you’ve got salmonella,” the man grumbles aloud.
“Wait, how the hell do you know I have salmonella?” the chicken asks in an insulted manner.
The man grunts back, “Well, you’re still alive, aren’t you?!”
The talking chicken looks up in revelation, “I’ve never been so relieved to be diseased.”
The man looks down at the stupid chicken, “Sure puts starving-in-the-desert into perspective, doesn’t it?”
The chicken concedes, “Okay, you’ve made your point. No more bellyaching from me.”
The man rolls his eyes and scoffs. “Easy for you to say.”