I found two images somewhere on the internet and turned them into a 2-panel comic.
LOS ANGELES, California – Following several weeks of tension, a bloody conflict arose between the PCH-faction of the Los Angeles province and the Sunset tribes which populate the Northern hillsides and territories. The reactionary strike was only heightened by increasing rhetoric between local extremist clerics online.
Commanding the U.S. military presence in the region, General William F. Chase, has been following this conflict very carefully. “Unfortunately, this was only one of many recent attacks between the extremists,” he stated in an recent interview with ABC News. “We’ve taken it upon ourselves to mediate, but there have been too many innocent victims caught in the crosswater. Until we develop a comprehensive strategy, our hands are tied.”